The Pink Army

The Pink Army based on Planet Roscrand in the Ferhovian Galaxy, was a military union of three countries that ran on an irritable fashion of extreme femininity promoting the excessive use of pink cosmetic products such as lipstick, mascara, and eyeliner as part of the upper portion of a military uniform and civilian attire. Their citizenry developed their own feminine version of English called Girl's English which sounded the most irritable amongst the various English dialects heard and seen throughout the universe (more annoying than Valley Girl English). It was considered one of the weakest organizations in the universe being universally laughable in terms of military morale, training, discipline, and competency. In terms of the citizenry, they lacked human rights as speaking out against the Pink Government could mean execution. All of these factors lead to their downfall by the Allied Armed Forces in 2011 during the Bath-galeta wars.

Establishment

The Pink Union: 12 January 1952

The Pink Army: 13 November 1952

The Gossipy Girl Act: 12 June 1953

Demographics

100% Pink

Establishment
Druvhl Kingston Skirt McGirl (formerly Dran Bilivango), in 1935 was just a small eight-year-old boy when him and his parents were forcibly taken on board a ship belonging to the Fire Nation Trading Company. Afterwords, Druvhl, his parents and several other tribespeople, now slaves, were chained to the lower deck of the ship as it set sail for the capital city of the Fire Nation. The conditions for the chained passengers were terrible. Not provided with enough food and water, many died of malnourishment along the two-week voyage. Once the ship reached its destination, Druvhl and his parents were separated from each other to be handed over to the infamous slave master, Joseph Hair. Known as a downright brute, he constantly whipped his slaves into submission regardless if any wrongdoing was committed since all the slaves were scheduled to receive 20-30 lashes every other hour. Druvhl once he reached a certain age, received the most lashes, about 40-50 every other hour. The enslavement of Druvhl and his parents worsened up to 1950, when a humongous flood ravaged through the southern part of the Fire Nation, destroying thousands of crops and killing equally many of the slaves, including his mother. After the mental anguish of Druvhl mother's death, his father had an escape plan which involved digging a tunnel to freedom in hopes of never being subjected to the torture inflicted upon them by the Fire Nation. The execution of the plan succeed in which the tunnel lead them into some wild plains in the middle of nowhere. Through unexplained and mysterious reasons, a spaceship to took them to a planet called Roscrand.