The Cros Battle of 1940

The Cros Battle was a conflict during The Evil Dark Wars in which LC troops wearing intimidating warrior masks attacked an island, Rufman, that was a possession of King Eric's Territory, slaughtering all 5,000 troops stationed there including one Corporal Antony Ricks. This conflict showed one of the greatest extents of King Eric's stupidity, sending his entire military to combat a more technologically advanced enemy, possessing automatic rifles, that would crush his troops to the ground in just mere days. As a result of King Eric's foolishness, his country saw the loss of the majority of his male population and his overall population decline by 1 million people within next ten years. The conflict lasted from 23 November-14 December 1940.

One of King Erick's great losses, at least 200,000 LC soldiers attacked and took control of his district island of Rufman. From his capitol building in Walkerburg, one of his commanders, showed him a drawing of a scary silver warrior mask that the LC soldiers were wearing. It is made aware that the lieutenant escaped off the island unscathed in a tiny jet. King Erick gripped onto his MG Dagger and was about to kill him with it for insubordination, but as he took a better look at the drawing and saw a real one, he believed him. King Eric then foolishly sent all his military personnel, 200,000 of his troops, into the island, but they all gunned down with bullet holes ripped into their heads. When King Eric heard of the news, he got incredibly furious and with emotional vigor, shouted orders to one of his still surviving Lieutenants, Lt. Matt Lazouse to assemble his entire male population of 1,070,000 people for recruitment and training for the big battle against the more technologically advanced LC troops. The men received poor and inadequate training using outdated techniques that were only seen during Medieval Times and were ill prepared for what was to come. When these new soldiers did arrive at the island, they were all instantly slaughtered by the 200,000 LC soldiers, giving them no time to aim their inaccurate muskets at the enemy. The last phase of the battle resulted in a decisive victory for the LC Soldiers. Afterwards, King Eric made an emotionally charged speech to his audience at the capitol, saying that: "“This is no more! This is preposterous what this masked army has done to me! They will pay and maybe someday I will be the one to expose my wrath and get my revenge!!!”"This is an indication that King Eric and his subjects had no knowledge of the origin of these masked soldiers and this lack of knowledge still holds true to this day. Losing all of his military manpower and most of his male subjects infuriated him, knowing that he made very idiotic decisions throughout the course of the entire battle. Instead of proper self-reflection on his decisions, he resorted to blaming 20,000 of his subjects (comprising mostly women) for his stupidity, who were then executed by being burned alive on the stake or were hanged. As for the LC soldiers, they had soon left the island in a scene of corpses and headed for their home country to engage in battle against the Yahish Empire.

The Cros Battle showed what a pathetic fool King Erick made of himself to even a greater extent in the country’s history due to the rash decisions made in a desperate attempt to defeat the ever more advanced and smarter masked division of the LC Army. It only lead to more bloodshed which not only costed the lives of almost his entire male population, but also made his country economically dry to a greater extent due to the massive amounts of money (King Erick Dollars) spent from those horrible decisions. As a result his people can no longer gain an adequate a supply of necessities such as food and water. In 1941, a new ration law was passed under King Erick, making it illegal for any individual to consume more than a handful of rice, vegetables, a drop of any beverage, or a piece of meat once every month. It was not until 1950 that his people returned to eating or drinking every other day. Prior to 1950, a hefty nonexistent tax had to be paid directly to King Erick himself every year. None of his people were not able to show any kind of rebellion against his monarchy since that was and still is illegal. During his life, King Erick made decisions for his country only a complete idiot with an IQ lower than 0 would make, leading it into total chaos and dire disarray throughout his history resulting in almost unrecoverable economic hardships, famines, and droughts that would last up to 50 years. It is only under the thumb of tyrannical intimidation built in with a large idiotic ego complex that King Erick remain ruler of his country for over four centuries. The Cros Battle was the biggest example of how far off the rails King Erick had gotten as the ruler of a puny nation under his name.